Anonymous lines for Mother's Day..cute

1. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

2. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

3. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"Your room looks as if a tornado went through."

4. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
up."